fake British univerity certificate?

[manker]

So, you're an expert in the field ... what do you think of this little beauty

Thats a beauty mate....the ones i dealt with were less shiney and had wheels on.
And stunk.

Oh so you meant that you emptied household rubbish bins into dustcarts and you're not an expert on kitchen bins. My bad. I had no idea. Absolutely none.

I'll have to look elsewhere to get an informed opinion on my hawt piece of chrome.

[manker]

Yeah, I'm just a beginner.

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Fuck....i'd hate to know what an expert is on here.


When will my NooB statues change, by the way.

When you log into your user control panel and change your user title to something else.

[jimbo12345]

I like the shaving of the bush option. Any sensible person would opt for that.

I doubt, however, that two liberal applications of yoghurt would kill all of the lice - and certainly not the eggs. Also, what if they're those lice that burrow and lay eggs under the skin.

I may have made that up, about the burrowing, but I'm fairly confident a bloke in the pub told me it's true.

You're thinking of Botfly. Yoghurt can't kill those.

Yeah, yoghurt and vinegars great, but botflies, buggared if i know.
and what the hell would you be doing to get those infecting your bush?

[CrabGirl]

Isn't vinegar for colds, with cabbage leaves, plastered on one's chest? I'm sure my mum told me that.

Some species of botfly apparently burrow into the testes of rodents. So yeh, I did rude things to a rat.

[manker]

You're thinking of Botfly. Yoghurt can't kill those.

Yeah, yoghurt and vinegars great, but botflies, buggared if i know.
and what the hell would you be doing to get those infecting your bush?

Duno, I'll ask my mate - who is absolutely, positively not me - wtf he was shagging to get infected with that

[jimbo12345]

Thats a beauty mate....the ones i dealt with were less shiney and had wheels on.
And stunk.

Oh so you meant that you emptied household rubbish bins into dustcarts and you're not an expert on kitchen bins. My bad. I had no idea. Absolutely none.

I'll have to look elsewhere to get an informed opinion on my hawt piece of chrome.

Yep, i never worked in the bin retail sector.

But, in my uneducated opinion,thats a cracking bin. You must be proud. I can only aspire to own such a piece of workmanship.

Is that you in the reflection? Are you the killer in the Scream movies?

[jimbo12345]

Yeah, yoghurt and vinegars great, but botflies, buggared if i know.
and what the hell would you be doing to get those infecting your bush?

Duno, I'll ask my mate - who is absolutely, positively not me - wtf he was shagging to get infected with that

Not sure if abortions the way to go here.Tell him to keep them. he could be the first man to give birth. Must be a money-making scheme somewhere.

[manker]

Oh so you meant that you emptied household rubbish bins into dustcarts and you're not an expert on kitchen bins. My bad. I had no idea. Absolutely none.

I'll have to look elsewhere to get an informed opinion on my hawt piece of chrome.

Yep, i never worked in the bin retail sector.

But, in my uneducated opinion,thats a cracking bin. You must be proud. I can only aspire to own such a piece of workmanship.

Is that you in the reflection? Are you the killer in the Scream movies?

Techically, it's not mine - altho' one day I aspire to own such a piece of craftsmanship.

It was a gift for a loved one

[jimbo12345]

Isn't vinegar for colds, with cabbage leaves, plastered on one's chest? I'm sure my mum told me that.

Some species of botfly apparently burrow into the testes of rodents. So yeh, I did rude things to a rat.

Vinegars great! Not sure abot the legitamacy of the botflies burrowing into rodent testis....surely they are too small a target.

If i was a bot fly, i'd go for an elephant. A sure thing.

[jimbo12345]

Yep, i never worked in the bin retail sector.

But, in my uneducated opinion,thats a cracking bin. You must be proud. I can only aspire to own such a piece of workmanship.

Is that you in the reflection? Are you the killer in the Scream movies?

Techically, it's not mine - altho' one day I aspire to own such a piece of craftsmanship.

It was a gift for a loved one

Manker....i dont know you, but you've got style mate!

Most guys would buy flowers, chocolates and all the other crap men think women want.

You buy yours a trash can.

i see your thinking "whilst your in their admiring the bin, cook me a pie, petal."