The Best Word Ever

**clocker** · 05-20-2003, 04:56 AM

Originally posted by j2k4@19 May 2003 - 22:39

Have you SEEN Ms. Bardot lately?

Yes, Clocker, I'm sure.

Well, I'm certain there are plenty of 19 year old French filles to take her place.

btw... American women don't seem to age all that well either...

**j2k4** · 05-20-2003, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by clocker+19 May 2003 - 23:56--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 19 May 2003 - 23:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--j2k4@19 May 2003 - 22:39

Have you SEEN Ms. Bardot lately?

Yes, Clocker, I'm sure.

Well, I'm certain there are plenty of 19 year old French filles to take her place.

btw... American women don't seem to age all that well either...

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Oh my god.

But her husband was one hell of a chief exec (I think).

**Proper Bo** · 05-20-2003, 01:52 PM

I cannot believe this is still going!
PLINTHY-PLINTHY-PLINTHY-PLINTH!

**clocker** · 05-20-2003, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by j2k4@20 May 2003 - 07:47

But her husband was one hell of a chief exec (I think).

**Lamsey** · 05-20-2003, 02:07 PM

I always thought that 'shampoo' has got to be one of the most stupid-sounding words ever invented.

**gregster007** · 05-20-2003, 02:17 PM

(Got this in an email today)

"The Most Functional Word (Rated R)"

Well it's Shit ........ That's right, Shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider this

You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit,
while others can't tell the difference between shit and shine.

There are lucky shits
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
Horse shit,
and chicken shit

you can throw shit,
Sling shit,
catch shit,
shoot shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit,
or serve shit,

You can be happier than a pig in shit,
or You can find yourself in deep shit.

Some days are cold as shit,
some days are hot as shit,
and some days are just plan shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit,
or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit's creek
without a paddle.

Sometimes every thing you touch
turns to shit.
And others times you fall in a
bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!

Pass this shit along, if you give a shit.

**j2k4** · 05-20-2003, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Lamsey@20 May 2003 - 09:07
I always thought that 'shampoo' has got to be one of the most stupid-sounding words ever invented.

I think it's origin is French-that's why-long before I gave up on the French, I insisted on 'washing' my hair, because everytime I did the other, I developed a lisp.

**clocker** · 05-20-2003, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by j2k4@20 May 2003 - 08:21

I think it's origin is French-that's why-long before I gave up on the French, I insisted on 'washing' my hair, because everytime I did the other, I developed a lisp.

Yes, I suppose that in your case "shampoo" seems a trifle effete

**j2k4** · 05-20-2003, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by clocker+20 May 2003 - 09:32--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 20 May 2003 - 09:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--j2k4@20 May 2003 - 08:21

I think it's origin is French-that's why-long before I gave up on the French, I insisted on 'washing' my hair, because everytime I did the other, I developed a lisp.

Yes, I suppose that in your case "shampoo" seems a trifle effete

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You ARE good!