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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!
    Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:

    Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

    An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles The doctor asked, Where?

    Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"
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    Once upon a time, long ago, there lived a sailor named Captain Bravo. He was a man's man, who showed no fear when facing his enemies.
    One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became frantic.

    Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates.

    That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumph.

    One of them asked the Captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?"

    The captain replied, "If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood. Thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid."

    All of the men sat in and marveled at the courage of such a man's man.

    As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The crew stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual orders.

    Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants!"

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    ahmedbakeer's Avatar DISABLED PRIVS BT Rep: +4
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    its good one frome you

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    ahhhhhh, i'm a doctor

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    brown pants

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    Patriot foreve's Avatar William Wallace
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    nice one

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    And his niece who travels the country in a van ---Winnie Bay Gogh


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