Worst gift you ever received and given...

[jimbo12345]

Having read Manker bought his loved one a bin as a gift....whats the worst gift anyones ever bought you?

My grandmother buying me the biggest box of condoms i've ever seen when i was 16 "as i was old enough". Then realising upon use of condom, they were all french ticklers and randomly flavored of Jelly bellys.. Maybe worse thinking my nan was a bit perverted.

And whats the worst thing you've bought for someone?

Me....gotta be a blender for my ex...as i like smoothies. She's an ex....so i stole the blender back.

[Barbarossa]

I bought my missus a vegetable steamer once. It's still in the box

[MCHeshPants420]

Crabs.

[CrabGirl]

A dangly car-deoderisor thingy. I can't drive, and I don't own a car, let alone a smelly one.

[CrabGirl]

Crabs.

Hoi. You said you really liked them. Especially Cyril, the operatic crab.

I thought you'd say the bug zapping tennis racket I bought you.

[manker]

Maybe worse thinking my nan was a bit perverted.

She probably meant for you to use them on other girls.

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Worst present I ever got was when CrabGirl bought me a book on the finer points of grammar for my birthday earlier this year ... talk about trying to teach Grandma to suck eggs (no offence, jimbo).

(Only joking, me dear - it was a great read and some parts had me in stitches ... maybe a bit sad to admit that ).

[CrabGirl]

Maybe worse thinking my nan was a bit perverted.

She probably meant for you to use them on other girls.

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Worst present I ever got was when CrabGirl bought me a book on the finer points of grammar for my birthday earlier this year ... talk about trying to teach Grandma to suck eggs (no offence, jimbo).

(Only joking, me dear - it was a great read and some parts had me in stitches ... maybe a bit sad to admit that ).

[manker]

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[CrabGirl]

I did, noob.

[manker]

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