Fractured ankle...

[Seedler]

What's wrong with volleyball and badminton?

I sweat more in badminton than I do in soccer, and I don't even try that hard

Yay no school rest in bed today!

[Virtualbody1234]

I once sprained my ankle so bad I had to carry it to hospital in my coat pocket, hopping all the way.

The hawt lady doctor said it was the worst sprain in 1000 years, and was so impressed with my bravery she and all her hawt nurse friends spent the whole night sucking me off and having mad passionate sex with me and with each other.

They said I'd never walk again, (because of all the hawt sex, not the ankle) but the very next day I ran a marathon and then climbed the 3 highest mountains in the UK, paragliding from the top of each one and landing on concrete each time, as hard as I could.

me > you.

Gee.
Third grade sounds more rigorous than I remember.

It's called "extreme third grade".

[JPaul]

I did the exact same thing playing badminton... lol what a way to do it. I was running sideways and rolled my ankle and heard a loud crack. With much suffering I finished the day of school, and drove home which was hard seeing as how I drive manual and my injured foot was my left (clutch foot). I went to the Emergency Room later that night and the doc said it was the worst sprain in 20 years. Luckily not fractured though. He told me to take it easy for 3 weeks and not do any physical activity... but I was back on it playing sports the next day.

I once sprained my ankle so bad I had to carry it to hospital in my coat pocket, hopping all the way.

The hawt lady doctor said it was the worst sprain in 1000 years, and was so impressed with my bravery she and all her hawt nurse friends spent the whole night sucking me off and having mad passionate sex with me and with each other.

They said I'd never walk again, (because of all the hawt sex, not the ankle) but the very next day I ran a marathon and then climbed the 3 highest mountains in the UK, paragliding from the top of each one and landing on concrete each time, as hard as I could.

me > you.

:earl:

I was just going to post "Pish" but I'm not now after your work of genious.

[JPaul]

Gee.
Third grade sounds more rigorous than I remember.

It's called "extreme third grade".

Indeed, third grade to the max.

[JordoR]

I did the exact same thing playing badminton... lol what a way to do it. I was running sideways and rolled my ankle and heard a loud crack. With much suffering I finished the day of school, and drove home which was hard seeing as how I drive manual and my injured foot was my left (clutch foot). I went to the Emergency Room later that night and the doc said it was the worst sprain in 20 years. Luckily not fractured though. He told me to take it easy for 3 weeks and not do any physical activity... but I was back on it playing sports the next day.

I once sprained my ankle so bad I had to carry it to hospital in my coat pocket, hopping all the way.

The hawt lady doctor said it was the worst sprain in 1000 years, and was so impressed with my bravery she and all her hawt nurse friends spent the whole night sucking me off and having mad passionate sex with me and with each other.

They said I'd never walk again, (because of all the hawt sex, not the ankle) but the very next day I ran a marathon and then climbed the 3 highest mountains in the UK, paragliding from the top of each one and landing on concrete each time, as hard as I could.

me > you.

Yep... I really can't compete with that.

[j2k4]

Fuck it hurts like a true fathermucker.

Rolled on it during volleyball today, heard a crack, didn't think too much of it and wanted to keep playing, but could stand up

Went to doctors and had an x-ray, then had it fixed after a 5 hour wait and now lying in bed taking advils.

Why does shit like this happen to me

I suggest you cloud your mind with weed.

It should help.

[JPaul]

Either that or stop clouding it.

[Seedler]

Fuck it hurts like a true fathermucker.

Rolled on it during volleyball today, heard a crack, didn't think too much of it and wanted to keep playing, but could stand up

Went to doctors and had an x-ray, then had it fixed after a 5 hour wait and now lying in bed taking advils.

Why does shit like this happen to me

I suggest you cloud your mind with weed.

It should help.

Medicinal purposes?

Sounds good to me

Or I could just buy some off Guyver or Smith.

[j2k4]

Yes; I'm quite sure the added fact of a monetary outlay will enhance the buzz/cloud.

[Smith]

I'm no drug dealer. Go ask Guyver.

But I dont think its going to help you with pain..it never does for me. Just get really drunk everyday untill it heals.

You will probally accumulate more injuries as a result of this though...if that happens you are not drinking enough....obviously.