who would you do

[GepperRankins]

I'd probably do Dave, I think he'd be eager to please

Yeah but his hair gets everywhere.

:lolz:

[100%]

Remember kidz, use condominiums.

[Proper Bo]

probably bo

there's a surprise

[littlehelenb]

Ohmigod - how did I get in here.........let me out

[MotoR6]

I'd probably just go with the gun

+1, some things are worth dying for, and keeping my dookie passage and mouth free of penis is near the top of the list.

Basquiat this may be the gayest thread I have ever read anywhere and I've read some pretty gay PITTB threads, congrats.

Joke I read the other day..

What's the difference between a Homosexual and a Homophobe?

Nothing. They are both Gay.

Basquiat, you know how I know you're gay, you used the word fathom.

[Snee]

Duno ... maybe Mulder or SnnY

Basquiat, you know how I know you're gay, you used the word fathom.

Uh-oh

[Busyman™]

This is quite simple.

I'd go with a stunningly good (womanly) looking transexual that has gone through a year of hormone therapy.

It is still a man but:

1. has no balls

2. has no dick

3. has tits

4. sounds like a woman

5. looks like a woman in the face

6. I don't get shot in the head with a gun

[manker]

You think there are stunningly good looking transexuals

pics.

[Alien5]

7. sits down to pee

[Busyman™]

You think there are stunningly good looking transexuals

pics.

Aww hell, I don't have pics but I have seen pics that fool you.

You go, "GTFOOH, That's a man?!!11".

The really bad part is that for the parameters of this thread, I'd still know it's man but it would seem the most palatable versus a man with hanging bits and manly smells.

I saw a show called Pornucopia on Showtime where there was a "woman" in porn industry so good looking that men at a porn convention were still coming up to "her" for "her" autograph....

the problem was, it was a she-male...."she" kept her bits.ewwwwwww