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    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

    After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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    Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietician."
    Nina asked, "Why?"

    Rosy answered, "'Cause I need to know once and for all, how many calories are in sperm."

    Nina replied, "I really have no clue, but if you’re swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to care if you’re a little chunky."

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    Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big Grizzly bear! The one guy takes off his hiking boots and puts on some running shoes!
    His friend says to him "You're crazy! There's no use, do you know how fast Grizzlies are, you'll never be able to out run it!" and the guy says, "I only have to out run you!"

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    i saw this on pisexy posted by you i think

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    Great mr baccyman

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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    i do post there aswell.

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    nice...swallow

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    I loved the football one, and the bear one. Keep up the good work
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    dude, I gota show that blond one to girlfriend, she's a gonna crack up. Funny stuff baccyman.

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    Nice

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