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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    I'll start.

    Today I'm moaning about the fact that I almost ran out of petrol this morning. I was basically running on fumes, and thought I could just about make it to the Esso station on the outside of town. When I got there, it was closed for some reason, so I had to try and dash for the service station on the A23. Luckily I just about made it, but I thought I was going to grind to a halt at any time.

    I managed to put 43 litres into a 40 litre tank, that's how empty I was

    It also meant I was 40 minutes late for work. Fucking Esso, why are they so unreliable?




    Who's next?

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    I was stuck between two old people in an aisle in a supermarket this morning.

    my moan > your decadent consumerist polluting cash wasting obesity inflicting moan

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    Today I'm moaning about... The hole in the wall: Cash machines

    About a week ago, i needed to withdraw some cash from my local Tesco Express, it's only a two minute walk away from my house, so when i put my card into the machine to withdraw some cash it spat it out and a message came up on the screen, it said "Card Misread Please try again" so i tried again but the same thing happened again so i had to walk about a mile to the next one that does'nt charge one pound fifty just to make a withdrawal.

    now ive noticed people withdrawing money from the "card misread please try again" machine, but it still tells me "card misread please try again" so what should i do? do i need to order a new one? or is there a special trick to getting my money out of it.

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    It might be just your particular bank the machine has trouble with. I had a similar thing happen here where all the machines on the highstreet lost their connection to my bank. Every other bank was fine....
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Giro day can be so hard sometimes

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    Smith's Avatar Since 1989.. BT Rep: +1
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    I've got this feeling somethings going to horribly wrong today..and its stressing me out.

    I also got my dick caught in my zipper yesterday and today I was feeling the after effects in the shower when the soap hit it.

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    I have the flu and had to clean up my own puke. Unfortunately it was the projectile kind and I had a ten foot radius of hallway and bedroom carpet, bathroom tile, and doors/walls to do.

    Last edited by MagicNakor; 11-02-2006 at 04:46 PM.
    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    You're always ill

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    I also have to call CitiFinancial because, despite being paid off in full three and a half weeks ago, the bloody bastards still keep calling me every fucking day. I'm going to try to cockpunch them through the phone.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    My brie wasn't left out long enough so it wasn't really soft enough to enjoy properly.

    The after dinner cheeseboard can be such a bind sometimes.

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