i phoned nikki once about a month ago when drunk. the same night manker outed me to two slags.
Poster
i phoned nikki once about a month ago when drunk. the same night manker outed me to two slags.
Fat Secret Agent
He says that now, but we had our moments.Originally Posted by NikkiD
Thank you.Congratulations to both of you.
An oath's an oath.
Shall I finally give up all hope now.
Jon says you never stood a chance with him anyway.
en(un)lightened
Hmmm.He says that now, but we had our moments.
Thank you.
Jon says you never stood a chance with him anyway.
If you could muster your best, you might finagle that three-way yet, you musterless swordsman.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Sexpest
I've been on the phone all morning to various service companies and my bank, pressing millions of buttons and getting shitty service. My shower is on the way out and not working properly, the house is a mess, I'm working at five so I've spent the whole day waiting to go to work, and I feel ill. I keep treading on electrical THINGS on the floor, and tripping over cables and I burnt my hand on the sandwich toaster.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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effendi
I left my phone in the pub last night.
It's not open until three and I think it might be lost forever
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Sexpest
Ah no. So I can't text you filth anymore! Damnit.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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effendi
We'll find a way
The whole world is against me today. She's making me go food shopping later as well.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Sexpest
Don't take a man food shopping. It's the quickest way to meltdown.We'll find a way
The whole world is against me today. She's making me go food shopping later as well.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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mostly harmless
You should go to the freezer section last, foo'
Sexpest
I don't think I've ever taken cheese foodshopping. We went clothes shopping once and that was trauma enough.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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