Have you tried ringing itOriginally Posted by manker
I left my phone in the pub last night.
It's not open until three and I think it might be lost forever
mostly harmless
Have you tried ringing itI left my phone in the pub last night.
It's not open until three and I think it might be lost forever
effendi
Got my phone back
Teh missus went to the pub and someone handed it in - she's bringing it to my office now, I've made her a cuppa by way of thanks.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Sexpest
You could thank her better by not going food shopping with her!
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Dexter's Apprentice.
Taking men food shopping increases the food bill by 30% at least,my wife leaves me at home now
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
en(un)lightened
Sorry to hear about your domestic mess.
FYI, I have heard from people who claim to know, that pressing millions of buttons is in fact at least a partial cause of shitty service.
They suggest pressing no more than ten per phone contact.
I have no idea whatsoever if this actually results in better service.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Manker's web totty
I'm moaning about vets today.
I phoned up because my cat looked quite sick and told them it looked like cats' disease . They said the next available appointment was tomorrow.
Had to phone quite a few different surgeries and then had to travel for about an hour to get one.
I'm also complaining about my own stupidity.
Apparently I have the knack of messing things up royally for myself
i.e. I tend to flirt with anything that's good looking and end up in bed with her/him.
I must behave and be sensible on this occasion as the interested party in this case is gemmell's best mate brother in law.
Also, one should not have these thoughts when getting married.
I wish I lived in a bloody hippie commune with free pet care.
Why do you people not provide things like that for people like me?
Fat Secret Agent
It has been snowing today and it's cold
Fat Secret Agent
manker reckons it can be too cold to snow.
I reckon he's talking shite.
Poster
Moan: I have two essays to write. One about Ursula Le Guin the other about James Joyce and Katherine Mansfield.
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