Official "Have a Moan" Thread.

[Barbarossa]

I'll start.

Today I'm moaning about the fact that I almost ran out of petrol this morning. I was basically running on fumes, and thought I could just about make it to the Esso station on the outside of town. When I got there, it was closed for some reason, so I had to try and dash for the service station on the A23. Luckily I just about made it, but I thought I was going to grind to a halt at any time.

I managed to put 43 litres into a 40 litre tank, that's how empty I was

It also meant I was 40 minutes late for work. Fucking Esso, why are they so unreliable?




Who's next?

[100%]

I was stuck between two old people in an aisle in a supermarket this morning.

my moan > your decadent consumerist polluting cash wasting obesity inflicting moan

[Alien5]

Today I'm moaning about... The hole in the wall: Cash machines

About a week ago, i needed to withdraw some cash from my local Tesco Express, it's only a two minute walk away from my house, so when i put my card into the machine to withdraw some cash it spat it out and a message came up on the screen, it said "Card Misread Please try again" so i tried again but the same thing happened again so i had to walk about a mile to the next one that does'nt charge one pound fifty just to make a withdrawal.

now ive noticed people withdrawing money from the "card misread please try again" machine, but it still tells me "card misread please try again" so what should i do? do i need to order a new one? or is there a special trick to getting my money out of it.

[CrabGirl]

It might be just your particular bank the machine has trouble with. I had a similar thing happen here where all the machines on the highstreet lost their connection to my bank. Every other bank was fine....

[MCHeshPants420]

Giro day can be so hard sometimes

[Smith]

I've got this feeling somethings going to horribly wrong today..and its stressing me out.

I also got my dick caught in my zipper yesterday and today I was feeling the after effects in the shower when the soap hit it.

[MagicNakor]

I have the flu and had to clean up my own puke. Unfortunately it was the projectile kind and I had a ten foot radius of hallway and bedroom carpet, bathroom tile, and doors/walls to do.

[Barbarossa]

You're always ill

[MagicNakor]

I also have to call CitiFinancial because, despite being paid off in full three and a half weeks ago, the bloody bastards still keep calling me every fucking day. I'm going to try to cockpunch them through the phone.

[JPaul]

My brie wasn't left out long enough so it wasn't really soft enough to enjoy properly.

The after dinner cheeseboard can be such a bind sometimes.