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    Having read Manker bought his loved one a bin as a gift....whats the worst gift anyones ever bought you?

    My grandmother buying me the biggest box of condoms i've ever seen when i was 16 "as i was old enough". Then realising upon use of condom, they were all french ticklers and randomly flavored of Jelly bellys.. Maybe worse thinking my nan was a bit perverted.

    And whats the worst thing you've bought for someone?

    Me....gotta be a blender for my ex...as i like smoothies. She's an ex....so i stole the blender back.

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    I bought my missus a vegetable steamer once. It's still in the box

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    Crabs.

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    A dangly car-deoderisor thingy. I can't drive, and I don't own a car, let alone a smelly one.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420 View Post
    Crabs.
    Hoi. You said you really liked them. Especially Cyril, the operatic crab.

    I thought you'd say the bug zapping tennis racket I bought you.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345
    Maybe worse thinking my nan was a bit perverted.
    She probably meant for you to use them on other girls.

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    Worst present I ever got was when CrabGirl bought me a book on the finer points of grammar for my birthday earlier this year ... talk about trying to teach Grandma to suck eggs (no offence, jimbo).

    (Only joking, me dear - it was a great read and some parts had me in stitches ... maybe a bit sad to admit that ).
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345
    Maybe worse thinking my nan was a bit perverted.
    She probably meant for you to use them on other girls.

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    Worst present I ever got was when CrabGirl bought me a book on the finer points of grammar for my birthday earlier this year ... talk about trying to teach Grandma to suck eggs (no offence, jimbo).

    (Only joking, me dear - it was a great read and some parts had me in stitches ... maybe a bit sad to admit that ).
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I did, noob.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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