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  1. 11-02-2006, 01:10 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Maybe worse thinking my nan was a bit perverted.
    She probably meant for you to use them on other girls.

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    Threemonths later i was told i was gonna be a father...not to my nan...thats just wrong.

    Maybe should have bought another variety, as on later inspection of the box, stated "not to be used for contaception"

    oxymoron...like Internet, not for porn"

    Worst present I ever got was when CrabGirl bought me a book on the finer points of grammar for my birthday earlier this year ... talk about trying to teach Grandma to suck eggs (no offence, jimbo).

    (Only joking, me dear - it was a great read and some parts had me in stitches ... maybe a bit sad to admit that ).
    You found a grammar book funny? Care to elaborate on which parts. Though simile is close to smile....
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  3. 11-02-2006, 01:11 PM Lounge   -   #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    I bought my missus a vegetable steamer once. It's still in the box

    U r a bloke!??

    Ooops!
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  5. 11-02-2006, 01:12 PM Lounge   -   #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo
    You found a grammar book funny? Care to elaborate on which parts. Though simile is close to smile....
    Yeah, sure - if you fix up your quote box.

    It's particularly untidy atm.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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  7. 11-02-2006, 01:13 PM Lounge   -   #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    I bought my missus a vegetable steamer once. It's still in the box

    U r a bloke!??

    Ooops!
    Yeah, so stop PMing me for pics, fag
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  9. 11-02-2006, 01:14 PM Lounge   -   #15
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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  13. 11-02-2006, 01:15 PM Lounge   -   #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    You found a grammar book funny? Care to elaborate on which parts. Though simile is close to smile....
    Yeah, sure - if you fix up your quote box.

    It's particularly untidy atm.
    I dont know how to....being a nOOb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420 View Post
    You should have left it as "fix up your qute box". Sounds dirty.
    It does sound quite rude ... altho' I was talking to the horse-penetrator
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  17. 11-02-2006, 01:17 PM Lounge   -   #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
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    U r a bloke!??

    Ooops!
    Yeah, so stop PMing me for pics, fag
    From a guy with Barbie written twice and fluff all over his comment box, and a flag highlighting the many colours in the homosexual spectrum....i'll just smile.

    hypocrite
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