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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Were they natural pearls or cultivated, some people only like them if they are natural.

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    I got a sweater for Christmas. what I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420 View Post
    I got a sweater for Christmas. what I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.
    from some of the post's I thought she was a moaner

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420 View Post
    I got a sweater for Christmas. what I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420 View Post
    I got a sweater for Christmas. what I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.
    Bah. Girls don't sweat, they glow.

    Not even original, and I'm sure you've posted that before.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    What's your sideswipe for "girls don't fart" then
    they exhume?

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    They dig up dead people????

    Anyway I didn't deny that girls farted. They do. But worse than boys cause they're sneaky about it. They also do the other thing....lots.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Please please i don't want to know what "lots" contains.
    although i agree with sweat vs glow
    but it depends on the lighting, even the ugliest epidermus can glow in the right light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420 View Post
    I got a sweater for Christmas. what I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.
    Bah. Girls don't sweat, they glow.

    Not even original, and I'm sure you've posted that before.

    Girls dont sweat they glow?

    Wtf...Leeds girls sweat like Michael Jackson in a toy shop.

    A fat girl 'glows', she glows like the Chernobyl accident. And thats not a good thing.

    Thin girl "glows" like an xray.

    Other girls just sweat.

    Fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbo12345 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post

    Bah. Girls don't sweat, they glow.

    Not even original, and I'm sure you've posted that before.

    Girls dont sweat they glow?

    Wtf...Leeds girls sweat like Michael Jackson in a toy shop.

    A fat girl 'glows', she glows like the Chernobyl accident. And thats not a good thing.

    Thin girl "glows" like an xray.

    Other girls just sweat.

    Fact.

    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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