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    Why does googling for images of "frost mites" give you porn?

    I was winding a mate up, (manker will know who) that frost mites exist, and that's what gives you frost bite and makes your fingers go black, and googled them, just in case, and it gave me porn.

    What other really innocent phrases give pervy results?

    I mean, frost mites... Why?
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    my dad just got the internets and was searching for "goats" lolololololol

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    A few years ago I had a house full of of family over and my father inlaw asked me to find " Old German Trucks " ,the hits came back as old German sluts .

    Of course he had my youngest on his knee at the time .


    @grabgirl , If you really want to confuse your mate install a Parental Guard ,then sit back and watch all the fun .
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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    A few years ago I had a house full of of family over and my father inlaw asked me to find " Old German Trucks " ,the hits came back as old German sluts .

    Of course he had my youngest on his knee at the time .


    @grabgirl , If you really want to confuse your mate install a Parental Guard ,then sit back and watch all the fun .
    LOL! Old German Sluts, now thats funny!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Why does googling for images of "frost mites" give you porn?

    I was winding a mate up, (manker will know who) that frost mites exist, and that's what gives you frost bite and makes your fingers go black, and googled them, just in case, and it gave me porn.

    What other really innocent phrases give pervy results?

    I mean, frost mites... Why?
    "citroen logo" in google images used to give you a porn picture, but now it's down on page 3

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    When I Google "frost mites", I don't get porn.


    Crabgirl's Google > My Google

    EDIT: Oh wait, I see it. "Naughty Little Nymphos 5"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Why does googling for images of "frost mites" give you porn?

    I was winding a mate up, (manker will know who) that frost mites exist, and that's what gives you frost bite and makes your fingers go black, and googled them, just in case, and it gave me porn.

    What other really innocent phrases give pervy results?

    I mean, frost mites... Why?
    "citroen logo" in google images used to give you a porn picture, but now it's down on page 3
    It's still a citroen logo.

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    Go here to change your google search preferences.

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    It's the third setting down.

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