EB compo!

[General2k]

"It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..."

The son, not understanding, asks his father "What are the Twin Towers?" The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs destroyed them."

The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what are the Arabs?"

[maxpower76]

Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!

[ahmedbakeer]

what is this youth
this is not jokes section
there is a specialized place for this talk
this man plays with you

[RainRoofer]

Here's one joke for you!!
WHAT'S THE BEST PRIVATE TORRENT TRACKER?
IT'S DEMONOID!!111OLOLOL

[nihility]

i dont get it.




j/k

[gamer4eva]

Here's one joke for you!!
WHAT'S THE BEST PRIVATE TORRENT TRACKER?
IT'S DEMONOID!!111OLOLOL

Naaa that was no joke

It was rather stupid..........

But your sense of humour is completely different to mine so i guess its ok.

[pharaoh]

there's a sunday school class of small children and they're discussing today's topic, "Which part of your body is most close to god?"
The sunday school teacher asks a boy this question. he replies " My head " the sunday school teacher asks "why your head?" he replies, "because it's closer to heaven" he says. so the teacher asks another student she replies "My hands", the teacher asks "why your hands?" she replies "because of when i pray"
so the teacher asks the next boy "what part of your body is the most close to god?" he replies "my feet" the teacher asks "why your feet?"
he said, "we got out of school early on friday. i went by my mom and dads room. my mom had her feet up in the air and she was yelling "lord i'm cumming!" and if my dad wouldn't have had her pinned down on the bed i think she would have went!"

[nihility]

lolll ^

[gamer4eva]

So who won the extremebits?

[wesedlup]

Well.. I have sent PM to the winners.. If you want you can write that you won

But I ain't telling anyones nick : p