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  1. 11-09-2006, 11:29 PM #71
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    I'd like to, but Chebus' burd want's to talk about her penis for some reason.
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  3. 11-09-2006, 11:30 PM Lounge   -   #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    I'd be scared too if I had a brittle peen.
    The trick is to rub it with oil on a regular basis. This prevents the putrification process from taking place.
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    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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  5. 11-09-2006, 11:31 PM Lounge   -   #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    The trick is to rub it with oil on a regular basis. This prevents the putrification process from taking place.
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    That's a matter of taste tho'.
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  7. 11-09-2006, 11:32 PM Lounge   -   #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    I'd like to, but Chebus' burd want's to talk about her penis for some reason.
    I was talking about your penis, mostly. And hypothetical penii, of the purportedly brittle kind.

    IF I had a penis. It would be enormous, and in no way brittle.
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  9. 11-09-2006, 11:34 PM Lounge   -   #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Cheese has a big cawk, but can't get an erection
    Fixed.
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  11. 11-09-2006, 11:38 PM Lounge   -   #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    I wish I had a penis as big as Cheese's, and a hawt lass on which to use it.
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  13. 11-09-2006, 11:42 PM Lounge   -   #77
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    :earl:

    Any lass I have ever known has more gone for the "in", rather than "on" option.

    However so long as you are both happy, fill yer boots.
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  15. 11-09-2006, 11:45 PM Lounge   -   #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    :earl:

    However so long as you are both happy, fill yer boots.

    Me boots? God GOD no! They cost me £80.
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  17. 11-09-2006, 11:48 PM Lounge   -   #79
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    Arrow

    I just say "jackin".
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    With his age it's probably brittle enough to do exactly that.
    Bitch.

    Edit: Woah, wow didn't know theres a 3rd page.
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  19. 11-09-2006, 11:55 PM Lounge   -   #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    and a hawt lass on which to use it.
    so does he.

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