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    Decker wasn't the brightest guy in the world, and his co-workers were continually ribbing him at the factory. One in particular, Gus, would greet him each morning and precipitate this exchange:
    "Say, Decker, you seen Ben?"

    "Ben, who?"

    "Ben' down and kiss my ass!"

    Tired of falling for the same joke day after day, Decker confided in his more worldly brother, who said, "Listen. Next time you see this guy, ask him if he's seen Eileen. He'll ask, 'Eileen who?' and you say, 'I lean over and you kiss my ass!'"

    Memorizing his lines, Decker went to the work early to wait for Gus. As soon as the bully arrived, Decker ran over.

    "Hey Gus, you seen Eileen?"

    "No," Gus answered, "she ran off with Ben."

    Decker frowned. "Ben who?"

    A guy goes in a Florida sex store and asks for an inflatable doll.
    Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

    Customer says, "Female"

    Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

    Customer says, "White"

    Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

    Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

    Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    good jokes liked the first one.


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