I know he's an idiot
And if he weren't my future brother in law I'd kick him out.
Unfortunately, he always means well
Still doing my fucking nut in though
I know he's an idiot
And if he weren't my future brother in law I'd kick him out.
Unfortunately, he always means well
Still doing my fucking nut in though
Men suck.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Damn straight.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
I'm scared
He's going to clean out the spare room (which is full of his junk)
Bet it all ends up in your room,in the front room and anywhere else where it would inconvenience you.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
He's going to hang up shelves as well
He'll probably end up knocking out a wall
There's a rude wanking joke there but I can't think of it.
For which many of us are grateful.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
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