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    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
    alley that had the bulls. They
    come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times
    last year." The wife
    turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could
    learn from him."
    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65
    times last year." The wife
    turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That
    is over 5 times a month.
    You can learn from this one, also."

    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365
    times last year." The
    wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
    That is ONCE A DAY!!! You
    could really learn from this one."

    The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365
    times with the same cow."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick View Post
    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the
    alley that had the bulls. They
    come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times
    last year." The wife
    turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could
    learn from him."
    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65
    times last year." The wife
    turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That
    is over 5 times a month.
    You can learn from this one, also."

    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365
    times last year." The
    wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
    That is ONCE A DAY!!! You
    could really learn from this one."

    The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365
    times with the same cow."



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