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Thread: Blonde's Year in Review.

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels -Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!

    March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2-4 years!"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

    June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

    August - Got locked out of my car in swamped because soft-top was open.

    September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it?

    October - Hate M &M's...they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

    December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!

    What a year!!

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    Jan 2003
    In relation to my problems, she has it easy.


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