Blonde's Year in Review.

[hippychick]

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels -Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breaststroke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm...car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it?

October - Hate M &M's...they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!

What a year!!

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In relation to my problems, she has it easy.