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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    * You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a
    flyswatter.

    * Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

    * Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

    * You burn your yard rather than mow it.

    * The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

    * You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they
    don't want it.

    * You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

    * You come back from the dump with more than you took.

    * You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

    * You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.

    * You took a fishing pole to Sea World.

    * Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

    * Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to
    help him take the wheels off.

    * You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.

    * You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
    Cool Whip on the side.

    * Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

    * You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph.

    * You've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it
    said concentrate.

    * You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Corey's Avatar Đeneral BT Rep: +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20BT Rep +20
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    heheh, nice

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    You Know You're A Redneck When:

    * your family tree has no limbs!

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    hehehehhee

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