You Know You're A Redneck When

[hippychick]

* You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a
flyswatter.

* Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

* Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

* You burn your yard rather than mow it.

* The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

* You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they
don't want it.

* You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

* You come back from the dump with more than you took.

* You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

* You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.

* You took a fishing pole to Sea World.

* Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

* Your richest relative buys a new house and calls you up to
help him take the wheels off.

* You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.

* You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
Cool Whip on the side.

* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

* You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph.

* You've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it
said concentrate.

* You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

[RainRoofer]

heheh, nice

[Darth Sushi]

You Know You're A Redneck When:

* your family tree has no limbs!

[brus98]

hehehehhee

[maebach]

[jaum]