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    Hey do you think he stood on a chair for his wedding pic's ?

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...462035,00.html

    Don't know why this is so funny but ?

    During the vows the minister asked Holmes: “Do you take his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all? Do you?” The bride replied: “I do.” The minister said: “Good then, I am sure you will and surer yet that you’ll fare well and staunchly as a wife.” To Cruise, he said: “And when she’s older do you keep her still? Do you?” He replied: “I do.”

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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    Ah crap I spelt Cruise wrong story of my life tho . Is that what Scientology is, respect no one but thy self ? Marriage as we all know is a sharing of love to the end , a partnership that is all consuming ? Or did I get married for the wrong reason ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    Ah crap I spelt Cruise wrong story of my life tho . Is that what Scientology is, respect no one but thy self ? Marriage as we all know is a sharing of love to the end , a partnership that is all consuming ? Or did I get married for the wrong reason ?
    Butt sex is a valid reason,for most.

    Peace bd

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    Ah crap I spelt Cruise wrong story of my life tho . Is that what Scientology is, respect no one but thy self ? Marriage as we all know is a sharing of love to the end , a partnership that is all consuming ? Or did I get married for the wrong reason ?
    Butt sex is a valid reason,for most.

    Peace bd

    Who you or Tom ? JK tho I stood on a book for my wedding pics too .

    The wife and I still giggle about it , I said good enough for bigg ears I'm ok with it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post

    Butt sex is a valid reason,for most.

    Peace bd

    Who you or Tom ? JK tho I stood on a book for my wedding pics too .

    The wife and I still giggle about it , I said good enough for bigg ears I'm ok with it .
    Neither...your wife. That is the reason you married her...right?
    (rhetorical question)

    Peace bd

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    lol, he looks so serious in the pic

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    Scientologists don't have souls. Fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss View Post
    Hey do you think he stood on a chair for his wedding pic's ?

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...462035,00.html
    I have it on good authority it's the same chair used for the Kidman affair, but with a few inches sawed off 'cuz Kate is shorter.

    Kidman would hunt geese with a rake, while little Tom watched in awe.

    Little-known fact:

    He married her, not because he liked burds, but because he loved fowl.

    Truth.
    Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that. -George Carlin

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    that chic is ugly. she looks like a fish with her eyes on teh side of her head.
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