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    A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange.

    The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it's really phenomenal! But I have a question why is your head so small?"

    The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day", he begins, "I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next to a stream.

    "No sh*t?"says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.

    "Kiss me, kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."

    "Keep going!".

    "I looked around to see if I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! the frog turned into a beautiful voluptuous naked woman She said, "You now have 3 wishes."

    "I looked at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.!" She nodded and snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so big that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

    She then asked "What is your second wish?"

    "What next?" asked the bartender.

    "I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you by the stream"

    She nodded, laid down and beckoned me. We made love right there by the stream for hours!! God I was a love machine.

    Afterwards, as we lay next to each other, sweating from our glorious love making she whispered in my ear, "You know you have 1 more wish, what will it be?"

    I looked at her and replied "How about a little head?"

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    ha ha ha

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    hahaha

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    Oh my, that's so funny.

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    Hahaha, that was great!

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