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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    It's too busy at work

    Too many people are taking out credit cards and I don't have the energy to sell to all of them.

    And since they done that thing on the telly about identity theft everyone thinks they are specialists.

    I keep having conversations that go like this:

    Me: Can I have characters two and three from your security password please?
    Customer: No, I can't give you that
    Me: And why is that?
    Customer: How do I know who you are?
    Me: ....


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    delimare's Avatar Polyamorous BT Rep: +2
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    Just tell them you're Catwoman.

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    Just say "Hokey Dokey", in a really cheery voice.

    Then say "If I can be of any help please don't hesitate to call me again" and wait for them to hang up.

    See how many actually do

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Great idea.

    I like that.

    I shall try this on Monday

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    Most of my clients are deaf, so I get away with saying numerous flavoured profanities at the ole fuckers without them realising.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Great idea.

    I like that.

    I shall try this on Monday
    Try it on Sunday, then ask them why they are ringing you at home.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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    how the hell did he do dat?

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