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    Over the weekend I happened to catch a glimpse of some National Dog Show event as I flipped through the channels. The dog on the screen at the time was a white English sheepdog. It was simply a mound of fur with four legs. The judge was brushing back the dog's hair so she could look at the animal's eyes.
    The TV announcer was explaining that each dog has to have its eyes checked to make sure they're the right shape, color, etc.

    Another announcer chimed in with, "Well, plus the judge has to see if the dog HAS both of its eyes. 'Cuz if you start combing through all that hair and you only see ONE eye... then you're looking at the wrong end of the dog."
    A Cherokee Indian was a special guest at an elementary school. He talked to the children about his tribe and its traditions, then he shared with them this fun fact: "There are no swear words in the Cherokee language."
    One boy raised his hand, "But what if you're hammering a nail and accidentally smash your thumb?"

    "That," the man answered, "is when we use your language."

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    lol the ambiguities are good
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    nice jokes


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