Vibrator or a rampant rabbit.
Vibrator or a rampant rabbit.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
It's pink and everything, I'm thoughtful like that.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
That bin looks very sad shoved in the corner like that, it should be placed centrally in the room, to emphasis it's full reflective awsumness.
You gentleman are princes amongst men and I forsee a long future of batcherlerhood ahead of you.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
Get her a fridge full of Stella.
Obviously, girls don't drink Stella so you'll reap the benefits of the contents while she can use the (soon to be) empty fridge to store salad and girlie drinks like cider.
Everyone's a winner
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