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    CrabGirl's Avatar Sexpest
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    DON'T FORGET MY DRILL!
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    She's forcing the chap to march now, this is getting beyond h4r5h.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Worked though. He remembered it, and my shelves are now resplendantly clinging securely to the wall in all their bookish glory.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    are you storing his testicles on them too?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    she used them up in a shepherds pie long ago

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    Steak and mushroom actually.

    She said she had to heat up Chebus portion if memory serves.

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    I've not cooked his testes, nor have I divested him of them in any way. All I did was put some shelves up because 1. They needed to be put up straight away, and 2. I have the ability to put them up.

    Plus if they fall down then it'll be my fault, not his. Thus ensuring no blame-slinging maritals.

    They wont fall down BTW.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    crabgirl, you own a drill, get pissed off when your lover borrows it, put up shelves yourself and then even state "They wont fall down"
    you are one of a kind, respect.

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    He didn't borrow it. His boss did. He was merely the transportation device
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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