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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Gwyneth Paltrow would rather be with the Brits...

    http://www.playfuls.com/news_0003629...ent_Brits.html

    ...but is desperate to leave the bridge intact.

    http://people.aol.com/people/article...565719,00.html

    Keep this useless twit, and her neighbor Madonna as well.

    As a bonus, we'll send you a Kennedy starter set for Christmas.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    You missed an opportunity there to suggest that of course she would think that of Americans. After all the only ones she comes into contact with are those hollywood liberals

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Gwyneth Paltrow would rather be with the Brits...

    http://www.playfuls.com/news_0003629...ent_Brits.html

    ...but is desperate to leave the bridge intact.

    http://people.aol.com/people/article...565719,00.html

    Keep this useless twit, and her neighbor Madonna as well.

    As a bonus, we'll send you a Kennedy starter set for Christmas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc View Post
    You missed an opportunity there to suggest that of course she would think that of Americans. After all the only ones she comes into contact with are those hollywood liberals
    Your pecksniffian crassitude forces you to overlook my magnanimity in omitting that particular (and obvious) fact.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Keep this useless twit ..
    So anyone who comes to the obvious conclusion that .. " "The British are much more civilised and intelligent." is a twit?

    Thank you for that new definition of 'twit' j2k4, but I fear a backlash from those twits who are happy with the accepted definition.

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    brits are fucking stupid.


    srs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ava Estelle View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Keep this useless twit ..
    So anyone who comes to the obvious conclusion that .. " "The British are much more civilised and intelligent." is a twit?

    Thank you for that new definition of 'twit' j2k4, but I fear a backlash from those twits who are happy with the accepted definition.
    Must you always reach.

    Those who would claim her are indeed "twits", my definition, which, after all, is the only one that counts.
    Last edited by j2k4; 12-05-2006 at 03:24 AM.
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    Please include those definitions with each and every large word you use, J2.

    You know how I need them.

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    Paltrow is a descendant of a famous 17th-century rabbi, David HaLevi Segal of Cracow, through the Russian rabbinical family Paltrowitch, which produced thirty-three rabbis over several generations.
    This is the only remotely interesting piece in that article.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    It is near the Xmas festivities. I hope we are not going to have another rebellion in the colonies. The English are having enough trouble with those convicts throwing balls at them without the Americans starting to cause trouble.

    I am however thankful that Clocker is now too old for active service. I would not want him coming over here and meeting my 'second' wife.
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