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Thread: The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual

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    muchspl3's Avatar muchspl3 > muchspl2
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    The Japanese Wii Safety Manual is Crazy

    This crazy Japanese Wii safety manual is pretty much indicative of Japanese people's general insanity. Our theory: a secret battle between Godzilla and several Gundams in the early 1980s bombarded the whole of Japan with cosmic G-rays, which allowed then-youths to grow up and draw these weird-ass manuals.

    First, hitting your husband in the face with a Wiimote is not acceptable even if you're pregnant. Do not blame it on your hormones.
    Lots more after the jump.
    Do not pour half a bottle of orange-flavored tea onto your Wii. Anything less than half is fine.
    The Wii is not a tie. (I actually did this when I was playing Zelda.)
    Do not attempt to control your heart with the Wiimote.
    Do not imitate that clip of the "smoking woman" with your Wii.
    When the Wii catches a cold, use a hypo-allergenic blanket.
    Do not remove the four leaf clover from your Wii. It is Nintendo's secret to motion sensing.
    Do not unwrap the Wii over your head.
    Do not attempt to produce your own twist-ties for the sensor bar. One is provided for you.
    Test have shown limited success with playing the Wii with your feet. However, you will produce lightning.
    Blu-ray discs will not work in the Wii.
    Do not lay out a Wii for homeless Japanese citizens. They should clean themselves up and get a job like an honorable salaryman.
    Do not forcibly remove Wii discs. There is an ejection mechanism. Jerk.
    Do not attempt to wake up the Wii when it is napping.
    Do not attempt to plug the nunchuk attachment into your foot. Again, lightning.
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    Hairbautt's Avatar *haircut
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    Heh, that's funny
    Last edited by Alien5; Jun 6th, 2006 at
    06:36 PM..

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    JordoR's Avatar Madden Champ!
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    I like the blanket one and the four-leaf clover one the best... I wonder what that one is even supposed to warn people of... Maybe don't insert foliage into your wii lol.
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    Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    Don't stick narrow objects in the back of the Wii (I guess to clean it out?).

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    CrabGirl's Avatar Sexpest
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