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    A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.

    She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.

    "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM."

    Signed,

    "The Blonde."

    She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

    The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

    Inside the bag with the cash was the following note:

    "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    lol racial civil war.
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    very nice joke man thxxx

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    lol I like that

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    lol that's funny

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    lol, *chuckle*

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