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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
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    Xmas bum sex obviousment
    I haven't said yes, yet.

    You could at least buy me dinner.
    I've just lost me job, was looking for a sympathy fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
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    No hen. Different cities. Seperated by three hundredish miles.

    My mum loves him. Because he sounds polite on the phone.
    So why can't he stop over at your Mam's gaff like.
    Oh FFS! Look. It's simple.

    Cheese will be in Plymouth, with his family.

    My family live in another city. Mum doesn't know whether she is going to be in that city, or in another one looking after my sick grandad, because it depends on how strong he is.

    I don't know whether I'll be employed, and if I am what my rota is. I can't book holiday till I know that. Chances are if I stay and try to book holiday there won't be any left because the perma-staff have got it all.

    So Christmas is pretty much cancelled due to chaos and uncertaincy.

    However, please be reassured that in future years we will probably alternate familial domiciles, swapping his English Christmas for my Greek one. I hope this helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post

    I haven't said yes, yet.

    You could at least buy me dinner.
    I've just lost me job, was looking for a sympathy fuck
    Well OK, but I won't fake it .... again.

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    Do you smash plates at Xmas too?


    Thanks JP

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post

    So why can't he stop over at your Mam's gaff like.
    Oh FFS! Look. It's simple.

    Cheese will be in Plymouth, with his family.

    My family live in another city. Mum doesn't know whether she is going to be in that city, or in another one looking after my sick grandad, because it depends on how strong he is.

    I don't know whether I'll be employed, and if I am what my rota is. I can't book holiday till I know that. Chances are if I stay and try to book holiday there won't be any left because the perma-staff have got it all.

    So Christmas is pretty much cancelled due to chaos and uncertaincy.

    However, please be reassured that in future years we will probably alternate familial domiciles, swapping his English Christmas for my Greek one. I hope this helps.
    Sorreee, I didn't realise it was that simple.


    Girllfriend.

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    Isn't Chebus' family in New Castle tho'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Do you smash plates at Xmas too?


    Thanks JP
    What else does she smash

    Mon pleasure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post

    Oh FFS! Look. It's simple.

    Cheese will be in Plymouth, with his family.

    My family live in another city. Mum doesn't know whether she is going to be in that city, or in another one looking after my sick grandad, because it depends on how strong he is.

    I don't know whether I'll be employed, and if I am what my rota is. I can't book holiday till I know that. Chances are if I stay and try to book holiday there won't be any left because the perma-staff have got it all.

    So Christmas is pretty much cancelled due to chaos and uncertaincy.

    However, please be reassured that in future years we will probably alternate familial domiciles, swapping his English Christmas for my Greek one. I hope this helps.
    Sorreee, I didn't realise it was that simple.


    Girllfriend.
    Did you wave your hand about while typing that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post

    Oh FFS! Look. It's simple.

    Cheese will be in Plymouth, with his family.

    My family live in another city. Mum doesn't know whether she is going to be in that city, or in another one looking after my sick grandad, because it depends on how strong he is.

    I don't know whether I'll be employed, and if I am what my rota is. I can't book holiday till I know that. Chances are if I stay and try to book holiday there won't be any left because the perma-staff have got it all.

    So Christmas is pretty much cancelled due to chaos and uncertaincy.

    However, please be reassured that in future years we will probably alternate familial domiciles, swapping his English Christmas for my Greek one. I hope this helps.
    Sorreee, I didn't realise it was that simple.


    Girllfriend.
    What. Ever.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post

    Sorreee, I didn't realise it was that simple.


    Girllfriend.
    Did you wave your hand about while typing that?
    Obviousement, I was masturbating furiously.

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