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    This is some dialoges of some cyber chat.

    J-Dogg: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
    Partner: mmmm, okay.
    J-Dogg: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
    Partner: Yeah I like it rough.
    J-Dogg: I smack you thick booty.
    Partner: Oh yeah, that feels good j.
    J-Dogg: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
    J-Dogg: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
    Partner: you like that?
    J-Dogg: I peel some bananas.
    Partner: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
    J-Dogg: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
    Partner: Peanuts?
    J-Dogg: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
    Partner: What are you talking about?
    J-Dogg: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
    Partner: This is stupid.
    J-Dogg: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
    J-Dogg: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
    J-Dogg: Yeeaahhhh.
    Partner: /ignore
    J-Dogg: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
    J-Dogg: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.


    Partner6:: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
    J-dogg:: Yeah, J for Julie.
    Partner6:: So whats with the "Dogg"
    J-dogg:: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
    Partner6:: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
    J-dogg:: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
    Partner6:: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
    J-dogg:: hehe, of course baby.
    Partner6:: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
    J-dogg:: Ohh, it's so big.
    Partner6:: Yeah, what you want to do?
    J-dogg:: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
    Partner6:: It likes that.
    J-dogg:: aight.
    Partner6:: Keep talking to me baby...
    J-dogg:: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
    Partner6:: Mmmm, daddy like.
    J-dogg:: I unzip my pants...
    Partner6:: Yes, show me what you got.
    J-dogg:: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
    Partner6:: WTF?!
    J-dogg:: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
    Partner6:: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
    J-dogg:: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
    Partner6:: You dipshit.
    J-dogg:: I whimper to myself...
    J-dogg:: please don't shoot me Mr.


    J-dogg:: Wanna cyber?
    Partner7: Sure, you into vegetables?
    J-dogg:: What like gardening an shit?
    Partner7: Yeah, something like that.
    J-dogg:: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
    J-dogg:: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
    Partner7: is that it?
    J-dogg:: You water your tomato patch.
    J-dogg:: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
    Partner7: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
    J-dogg:: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
    J-dogg:: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
    Partner7: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
    J-dogg:: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
    J-dogg:: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
    Partner7: ...
    J-dogg:: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
    Partner7: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
    J-dogg:: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
    Partner7: whatever.


    J-dogg:Hey Kate, I saw you on the hs chatroom
    J-dogg:Your pretty funny
    DirtyKate:I don't remember you.. but thanx
    J-dogg:Wanna cyber?
    DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
    DirtyKate:Who are you?
    J-dogg:I graduated two years ago. I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot. Right now I'm going to Auburn
    J-dogg:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my new Sebring
    DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
    J-dogg:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
    DirtyKate: Haha! OK
    DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
    J-dogg:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
    DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
    J-dogg:Is this a delivery?
    DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
    J-dogg:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
    DirtyKate:Jdogg, I&#39;m almost finished with my shower... Hurry up&#33;
    J-dogg:You can&#39;t hurry good pizza.
    J-dogg:I&#39;m on my way now though
    DirtyKate:So you&#39;re at my front door now.
    J-dogg:How did you know?
    J-dogg:I knock but you can&#39;t hear me cause you&#39;re in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
    J-dogg:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I&#39;m as hot as a pizza oven
    DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I&#39;m all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
    J-dogg:So you&#39;re still in the bathroom?
    DirtyKate:Yeah, I&#39;m wrapping a towel around myself.
    J-dogg:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
    DirtyKate:What the fuck?
    DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    was J-Dogg you by any chance?

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Originally posted by Finch@15 May 2003 - 22:01
    was J-Dogg you by any chance?
    nope but that would be cool


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