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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
    by the condom display,
    and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

    To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
    "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

    "Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've
    heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and
    picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

    The dad replies, "Those are for high school
    boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
    Sunday."

    "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
    asks, "Then, who are these for?"

    "Those are for college men," the dad answers.
    "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then, who uses
    THESE?" he asks, Picking up a 12-pack.

    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
    replied, "Those are for...married men. One for January, one for February,
    one for March..."


    Are you married yet

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    I think this is the 3rd thread with this joke in as many weeks.



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    lol

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