smith = grinch
Today's high 54 degrees (it's 47 right now)
Tomorrow's high..............66 degrees
The fook?
Fuck, if this keeps up when I have a house full o folks on Christmas Eve, I could have a cookout.
Global warming, folks.
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Last edited by Alien5; Jun 6th, 2006 at 06:36 PM..
I just wanted to blame something, makes me feel better.
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Last edited by Alien5; Jun 6th, 2006 at 06:36 PM..
Fuck Christmas, indeed. Christmas sucks these days. I can't even get in to it anymore.
I've worked at UPS for 7.5 years now, and it ruins the holidays for me. I work my ass off (just shy of 58 hours last week) and don't even get to enjoy the holidays.
What about spending time with family? That's a joke. I get Christmas Day off and that's it. Since I don't get off until around 10PM this time of year, that means I'm too tired to get in the car and drive very far. That means I have to wake up Christmas morning, drive 3 hours back home and have Christmas, then drive 3 hours back. It's just a chore the past few years.
I never have time to shop, and when I do there are no parking spaces, just long ass lines at every store. And let's face it, we aren't buying for the pleasure of the "gift of giving", we are buy presents because someone emailed a list of things they want you to buy for them. Yeah, a fucking email. I didn't get a single phone call this year from family members, just the always impersonal email.
This year, I got a little lucky by having Christmas fall on a Monday. Since UPS only runs limited deliveries on Sunday, I get Christmas Eve off. Hooray. This year though, I'm going to spend that extra day doing something I love to do - I'm going hunting.
Oh yeah, It's 80 degrees here today too, with 87% humidity.
Bah Humbug.
yo
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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