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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper View Post
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    Do you know what a valise is.

    How about if I said portable hand-carried short-term storage receptacle.
    Ohh I get it you mean a handbag.
    Macho-types like Busyman don't carry handbags, nor do they bother with swishy attaches.

    Maybe he just transports his implements in a box.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
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    Cunts are cringed penises.
    I don't imagine a penis able to cringe itself into a cunt would survive the event, frankly.
    Hence cunts cannot become peni, unirreversible. Once a woman always a woman.
    Men have choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
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    I don't imagine a penis able to cringe itself into a cunt would survive the event, frankly.
    Hence cunts cannot become peni, unirreversible. Once a woman always a woman.
    Men have choice.
    Now that would be a real cunt cringer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper View Post

    Ohh I get it you mean a handbag.
    Macho-types like Busyman don't carry handbags, nor do they bother with swishy attaches.

    Maybe he just transports his implements in a box.
    Well....I like to implement my cawk in her box.

    Hey when I worked in an office as a consultant I always carried an attache.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post

    I don't imagine a penis able to cringe itself into a cunt would survive the event, frankly.
    Hence cunts cannot become peni, unirreversible. Once a woman always a woman.
    Men have choice.
    They can do that for women its called a strapadichtomy.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman™ View Post
    Well....I like to implement my cawk in her box.

    Syntax error! Syntax error!

    Hey when I worked in an office as a consultant I always carried an attache.
    Real men carry briefcases; everyone knows that.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    People on a mission in the supermarket with attitude!
    This was the case not so long ago & being me at the time gave attitude back twice fold.
    It's not the case now, as I have my mp3 player going, I tend to switch off to the surrounding rush and it's made shopping quite an enjoyable thing.
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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    People who think everyone in the world should gawk at everything in the supermarket. Additional points for screaming babies or spoilt-brat temper tantrums.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    waiting to pay for your shopping is the part that i dislike the most, its the most annoying part about shopping for me. i want to just pay n get the fuck out as quickly as possible. and everyone gets in my way aggghhhHH

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    Dudes at an Abba tribute thang with their shirts totally unbuttoned, trying to dance with anything with a gash. Sickening, but extremely fucking hilarious when they are escorted out of the building.
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