"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
People on a mission in the supermarket with attitude!
This was the case not so long ago & being me at the time gave attitude back twice fold.
It's not the case now, as I have my mp3 player going, I tend to switch off to the surrounding rush and it's made shopping quite an enjoyable thing.
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
People who think everyone in the world should gawk at everything in the supermarket. Additional points for screaming babies or spoilt-brat temper tantrums.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
waiting to pay for your shopping is the part that i dislike the most, its the most annoying part about shopping for me. i want to just pay n get the fuck out as quickly as possible. and everyone gets in my way aggghhhHH
Dudes at an Abba tribute thang with their shirts totally unbuttoned, trying to dance with anything with a gash. Sickening, but extremely fucking hilarious when they are escorted out of the building.
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