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    brenda's Avatar Reborn again BT Rep: +3
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    'cus I couldn't be much worse than the ones they've already got.

    So I get my hospital appointment through to see a consultant about my suspected hernia and waddaya know it was a complete waste of time.

    I arrive half an hour early and they are an hour late seeing me. Then the conversation goes like this....

    Geezer....So you've got a hernia?

    Me....Well I was hoping that YOU would be able to tell ME

    Geezer....Lets take a look then, hmmm, hmmm, please cough, please cough again, yes you have a hernia, please lie down on the couch

    Me....

    Geezer....hmmmm, please cough, please cough again, and again. You actually have 2 hernias

    Me....bugger. How will this affect the birth?

    Geezer....It shouldn't do

    Me....Well both my midwife and doctor think it will, that is why I am here

    Geezer....Well it might do

    Me....

    Geezer....I'll just go and check

    Me....

    10 minutes later when he returns Yeah it should be ok

    Me....well what sort of hernia is it inguinal or femoral?

    Geezer....erm, just let me check

    Me

    Geezer....femoral

    Me....Doesn't that mean that there is a risk of developing a strangulated bowel during labour?

    Geezer....er, yeah

    Me....and don't you think that might affect the birth?

    Geezer....er, yeah



    so much for health proffesionals, I got better advise from google
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    maybe he did'nt want you to get worried, and call the whole thing off...he sounds very unsure.

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    hmm you live close to Mayday too?
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    Me....You are a Doctor

    You....
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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