The Bo & Missy Story

[Proper Bo]

Lies, btw. He knows fine well I take 2 hour long baths everynight, mainly for some fricking peace.

He also knows if'n he comes anywhere near the bathroom, I'll shave his armhair.

It still won't grow back properly

[internet.news]

I believe missy.. I can imagine her taking 2 hour long baths..



yes I can



yes


yup.. I can imagine...


but I won't Bo reallllly :imagine:

so.. what is the most romantic thing Bo has done for you Missy, and Bo, Missy has done for you?

.. just looking for fairytale content, like

[Proper Bo]

She let me watch fitbawl in peace (almost) while she burnt cewked dinner


edit: and brought me beer when needed. some good womaning that day

[internet.news]

congrats Bo.. that is damn fine womaning... going on , like

[Lilmiss]

*He ordered me something like 12 red roses on me birthday and left them on me bed for the staffie to attack/bark at when I returned from work.

*Almost smacked someone when I was hit with a plastic bottle at a festival.


*He also abused my parents doorstep by.....erm. :heh:

[Lilmiss]

Then leaned out my window and called me Grannie a mackem, singing likes.

[Proper Bo]

Then leaned out my window and called me Grannie a mackem, singing likes.

Dirty mackem, dirty monkey mackem
diiiirty mackem, you're from sunderland
(to the tune of alouette)


she shouldn't have been talking loudly over the fitbawl

[Proper Bo]

*Almost smacked someone when I was hit with a plastic bottle at a festival.

I don't remember that

[internet.news]

*He ordered me something like 12 red roses on me birthday and left them on me bed for the staffie to attack/bark at when I returned from work.

*Almost smacked someone when I was hit with a plastic bottle at a festival.


*He also abused my parents doorstep by.....erm. :heh:

awwww


+ :0000000000000000

Then leaned out my window and called me Grannie a mackem, singing likes.

she lives near you.. or just to the local neighbourhood, like?

Then leaned out my window and called me Grannie a mackem, singing likes.

Dirty mackem, dirty monkey mackem
diiiirty mackem, you're from sunderland
(to the tune of alouette)


she shouldn't have been talking loudly over the fitbawl

*Almost smacked someone when I was hit with a plastic bottle at a festival.

I don't remember that

[Proper Bo]

The "almost" part just doesn't sound like me

*unless it was me who hit her with teh bottle, like