Think before you wave

[Buffalo]

A few weeks ago i was walking my friends Dog,
And as Dogs do, it had a shit, so I had to pick it up in a poop bag,
fecking job.

Dog lead in one hand and bag of poo in other,
then I see my mate Big Mike driving up the road, so not thinking before i waved I started waving a bag of poo at him,
And Mike being a pro wrestler "UKPitbulls" I felt so embarrassed.
That has to be one of the worst things i've ever done, and to this day i still laugh about it.

[BrolyBoo]

Lol you held a bag of poop

[Basquiat]

one time me and my buddy were smokin some weed....i decided it would be funny to act like i was gonna smack him in the face with a dumbbell i had, well i forgot i didnt have the lock on the end and a 10 lbs weight went flying of and smacked him right across the jaw...lol goodtimes.

[kittybewm]

Be glad the bag wasnt open =X