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Thread: Feeling Like a Woman

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    JordoR's Avatar Madden Champ!
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    A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing.

    The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt off and bra off, and throws herself on him.

    "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed. So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Here you go, you crazy bitch, iron this."
    Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
    Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.


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    i heard that one before

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