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    ...eat, drink, and...excuse me?

    North Carolina Woman Charged With Malicious Castration After Attacking Man's Genitals

    Saturday, December 30, 2006

    LILLINGTON, N.C. — A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party, injuring him badly enough that he needed 50 stitches, authorities said Friday. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, was charged with malicious castration in a fight early Tuesday at a party hosted by the 38-year-old man's girlfriend, police said.

    All three were heavily intoxicated, police Chief Frank Powers said.

    Dawson is accused of grabbing the man's genitals. Police said a weapon was not used. He declined to elaborate.

    "I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point," police Cpl. Brad Stevens said. "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands."

    Dawson does not have a listed phone number.

    State law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person's genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent.

    Dawson, who was released Wednesday on $50,000 bond, also was charged with offenses including assault causing serious bodily injury.

    The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    She told him not tonight.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    and that is your summary of 2006?

    naice.

    i found her phone number, she seemed nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party,
    Well if he goes to parties in his genitals, what does he expect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ava Estelle View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party,
    Well if he goes to parties in his genitals, what does he expect?
    Don't know; methinks there is more to this story than appears, at first blush.

    In any case, if the fellow had his goods out for the edification of the guests, he had to know he was taking a risk, don't you think.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Dang. She may have messed up her nails.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everose View Post
    Dang. She may have messed up her nails.
    If she did, I'll bet she's blaming him.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Yes. It was probably his bone that did cause this problem, don't you know.

    Hitting a bone would be rough on freshly manicured nails.
    Last edited by Everose; 01-01-2007 at 02:54 AM. Reason: clarification

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