What you've got to think about is what you name him, you're going to have to shout repeatedly at the top of your voice when you lose him at the park.
Therefore, you should name him one of the following:
1). PAEDOPHILE
2). CANNABIS
3). FIRE
4). INCOMING
5). HELLO
Alternatively, just call it Deefer.
(Deefer Dog, geddit?)
I think you decided to call him Jake on page 2.
...but everyone wants to pick a name for him.
I noticed, but I bet you wish you'd waited for my suggestions![]()
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