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    Heres one of mine:

    How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff!

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    A blonde walks in her physician's office...
    " -What was it, doc, I've forgotten... Libra or Scorpio?
    - Cancer, miss, cancer..."

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    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

    * she called me to get my phone number.

    * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."


    * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

    *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

    *she tried to drown a fish.

    *she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

    *she tripped over a cordless phone.

    *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

    *she studied for a blood test.

    *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

    *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

    *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

    *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

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    how do make a blonde break her nose ?
    you put your cock under a table made of glass !

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    i guess i posted too many...no more..left lol


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    Games for blondes:
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