Blonde Jokes

**thescaredchicken** · 05-18-2003, 04:09 PM

Heres one of mine:

How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off a cliff!

**Guillaume** · 05-18-2003, 04:33 PM

A blonde walks in her physician's office...
" -What was it, doc, I've forgotten... Libra or Scorpio?
- Cancer, miss, cancer..."

**Spicker** · 05-19-2003, 02:22 PM

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home