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Thread: The parrot

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    A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows
    her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
    "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
    steal at only $20."
    "Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
    "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a
    result its language is a touch fruity".
    "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
    minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".So saying, she
    buys the parrot and takes him home.
    Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
    woman. "F! ..... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
    "I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman trying not
    to laugh.
    A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
    "Un f...king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
    prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
    "Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes,"
    complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh
    at their new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband, Lionel,
    comes home.
    "In f==king in-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes,
    but the same old clients .......... HOW YA DOING LIONEL?"

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    OoOoO!! hahaha smart parrot!
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    wow...

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