View Poll Results: Do You have pets at home?

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  1. #101
    manker's Avatar effendi
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    I've seen enough vet programmes to know that farmers aren't happy unless they're up to their shoulder in vagina.

    Also, my arms may be pasty but just enquire should you ever want tickets to the gun show
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I've seen enough vet programmes to know that farmers aren't happy unless they're up to their shoulder in vagina.

    Also, my arms may be pasty but just enquire should you ever want tickets to the gun show
    Funny you should mention that, since that was my non-stressful solution for your puss, a gun, then to all and sundry (insert name here) will appear to have wandered off....

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    Ok so maybe that was a bit heartless judging from the massive response, it is one way of solving the problem and (insert name here) wouldn't be unduly stressed as long as manker is a better shot than he is an accountant. A silencer would be advisable in a built up area obviously unless you want an armed response unit turning asking awkward questions and wanting to do a head count 'n' all.

    For a more subtle approach simply feed the cat outside, it will either learn to evacuate it's elementary system in the great outdoors as nature intended or burst.

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    Hoi.
    What gave you the idea that I'm not a good accountant.
    Have you any idea how much chrome I have

    Feeding outside has been initiated, the thing is that my missus won't do it if it's raining and she gets up for work earlier than I do.
    It rains a lot in Wales.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It rains a lot in Wales.
    I know. I once had a family holiday in Rhyl and can't remember leaving the caravan

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    Mate, I've been to Rhyl and believe me, you were better off inside.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It rains a lot in Wales.
    I know. I once had a family holiday in Rhyl and can't remember leaving the caravan
    Are you still there?

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    They've got two doors, those statics. Great for sneaking out if you're a kid. Maybe effy got stuck in some kind of loop where each time he tries to leave through the rear door, he ends up coming back into the caravan thro' the front - and vice versa.

    I could write a, fairly boring, sci-fi short story for gypsies about that
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I have two dogs and one kitten

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBI-boy View Post
    I have two dogs and one kitten
    Well that was exciting..... at least he's not a in a burning hurry to get to the playground.

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