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**Tormentor** · 05-18-2003, 09:21 PM

Go there it is so funny

**Infested Cats** · 05-18-2003, 09:25 PM

...thank god for popup blockers

**scribblec** · 05-18-2003, 09:33 PM

u r a fuking ass
your worse the infamousballs

these sites have been posted millions of times
why insist on doing it again
and again
and again

hope u fucking rot in hell u shit

people dont click it
its one of those u r an idiot things
or in other words u r like andrewlamb

**Acecool** · 05-18-2003, 09:34 PM

Thank got for right click save as

Code:

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&#60;head&#62;
&#60;title&#62;You are an idiot&#33;&#60;/title&#62;
&#60;script language=Javascript&#62;

function bookmark&#40;&#41; {
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 &nbsp;&& &#40;parseInt&#40;navigator.appVersion&#41; &#62;= 4&#41;&#41; 
 &nbsp;{
 &nbsp;var url=&#34;http&#58;//offiz.bei.t-online.de/idiot.html&#34;;
 &nbsp;var title=&#34;Idiot&#33;&#34;;
 &nbsp;window.external.AddFavorite&#40;url,title&#41;;
 &nbsp;}
 &nbsp;}

function altf4key&#40;&#41; { if &#40;event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115&#41; alert&#40;&#34;You are an idiot&#33;&#34;&#41;; }
function ctrlkey&#40;&#41; { if &#40;event.keyCode == 17&#41; alert&#40;&#34;You are an idiot&#33;&#34;&#41;; }
function delkey&#40;&#41; { if &#40;event.keyCode == 46&#41; alert&#40;&#34;You are an idiot&#33;&#34;&#41;; }

 &nbsp;var xOff = 5;
 &nbsp;var yOff = 5;
 &nbsp;var xPos = 400;
 &nbsp;var yPos = -100;
 &nbsp;var flagRun = 1;

function openWindow&#40;url&#41;{
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}

function procreate&#40;&#41;{
 &nbsp;openWindow&#40;&#39;index.html&#39;&#41;;
 &nbsp;openWindow&#40;&#39;index.html&#39;&#41;;
 &nbsp;openWindow&#40;&#39;index.html&#39;&#41;;
 &nbsp;openWindow&#40;&#39;index.html&#39;&#41;;
 &nbsp;openWindow&#40;&#39;index.html&#39;&#41;;
 &nbsp;openWindow&#40;&#39;index.html&#39;&#41;;
 &nbsp;}

function newXlt&#40;&#41;{
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 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;window.focus&#40;&#41;}

function newXrt&#40;&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;xOff = Math.ceil&#40;7 * Math.random&#40;&#41;&#41; &nbsp;* 5 - 10&#59;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}

function newYup&#40;&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;yOff = Math.ceil&#40; 0 - 6 * Math.random&#40;&#41;&#41; &nbsp;* 5 - 10&#59;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}

function newYdn&#40;&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;yOff = Math.ceil&#40; 7 * Math.random&#40;&#41;&#41; &nbsp;* 5 - 10 &#59;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}
function fOff&#40;&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;flagrun = 0;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}

function playBall&#40;&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;xPos += xOff;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;yPos += yOff;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;if &#40;xPos &#62; screen.width-175&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;newXlt&#40;&#41;;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;if &#40;xPos &#60; 0&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;newXrt&#40;&#41;;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;if &#40;yPos &#62; screen.height-100&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;newYup&#40;&#41;;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;if &#40;yPos &#60; 0&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;newYdn&#40;&#41;;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;if &#40;flagRun == 1&#41;{
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;window.moveTo&#40;xPos,yPos&#41;;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;setTimeout&#40;&#39;playBall&#40;&#41;&#39;,1&#41;;
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}
 &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;}

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&#60;/head&#62;
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 &nbsp;&#60;param name=quality value=high&#62;
 &nbsp;&#60;embed src=&#34;youare.swf&#34; quality=high pluginspage=&#34;http&#58;//www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash&#34; type=&#34;application/x-shockwave-flash&#34; width=&#34;100%&#34; height=&#34;100%&#34;&#62;
 &nbsp;&#60;/embed&#62; 
&#60;/object&#62; 
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